She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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