Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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