I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
