i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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