piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
you would pick up someone in the library
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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