She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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