Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
where does the pee come out of this thing
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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