i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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