she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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