these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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