You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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