you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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