no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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