He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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