Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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