I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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