Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just found puke in my bra..
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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