I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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