Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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