also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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