Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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