AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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