Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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