hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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