Rock
Scissors
Fuck
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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