your room smells of hookers.
And success
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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