At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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