Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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