this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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