you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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