We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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