quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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