My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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