your room smells of hookers.
And success
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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