Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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