Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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