I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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