when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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