how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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