addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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