ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
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genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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