i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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