i just made my gag reflex go away.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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