Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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