why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
