i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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