Well douche your snatch and let's go!
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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