I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk