wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.