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• (310): View more from California

  So how was last night?

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  Let's just say I danced with the devil

  (310): View more from California

  Huh?

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  I'm going to Hell for sure

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• (209): View more from California

  she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger

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  For Who flesh?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.

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