the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He better not be in your backpack
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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