I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
39 Memes Anyone Who Cries When They See Their Bank Account Will Relate To
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.