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Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd