before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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