i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
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i've created a new STD.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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